Squareface @ 31°North

Well, what’s the point of naming your dog a condiment if he can’t spice things up as his name promises, right? Pepper isn’t the kind of dog who will let you do whatever you want. Go out with friends? Play www.Poker.dk or Nintendo whenever you feel like it? Go to the library and study? That would mean doing something without Pepper…which he never appreciates!

So I present to you, Pepper and his masterpieces:

“You went out without leaving me a snack”

“I don’t like it when you watch DVDs and ignore me”

“Did you think I was joking the last time?”

“I’m from China. I cannot live without firecrackers.”

(Pepper tore a cork placemat into smithereens, making the remnants look like that of used firecrackers that residents in China incorporate into their national pastime.)

Left: My 2nd pair of spectacles chewed by Pepper. The 1st one (no pic) barely resembles anything like a pair of reading aid. Post-Pepper’s chewing, it looked more like a twisted piece of plastic and wire from an industrial dumpsite.

Right: My DBS IB token that is no longer functional after being punctured by his teeth. Woohoo.

It’s time to get him toy spectacles so he can vent his terminator prowess (or sexual frustration) on something unimportant. After seeing the state of my spectacles, I tried to show him I was pissed off for having to wear my contact lenses at home as well, so I shot him a dirty look…

…but…

he looks back at me with his doe eyes so… I just couldn’t help it…

…I held him in my arms.

Come on, you wouldn’t have been able to help it too!

Left: Pepper in his Stitch outfit

Right: BeePee snuggling against my legs.

Awwwwww.